Laundry and Other Ridiculous Stories

First paragraph from the short story Laundry:

"I know you may think the subject of doing laundry is something trivial, mundane, smelly, but there is a worldwide conspiracy going on—a dark, vile, malevolent plot.  Simply put, it is EVIL, and you must be warned. I am quite sure that somewhere in your heart, if you dig a little deeper, I  you sense it too. Let me explain..."